Mike

The term given to a miserable, shell of a man that is dating or married to a Karen. (see simp)

Carl: "So, yeah... Karen made me get rid of the Porsche and get a mini van."
Andy: "Congrats on the new kid!!"
Carl: "She's not pregnant."
Andy: "...Mike"

by MRTY-2002 October 6, 2020

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mike sherwood

fuck nigga

mike sherwood a fuckk nigga

by jhit2 October 8, 2020

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Mike Tyson

The act of tongue punching your partners fart box then biting on their clit until orgasm.

"Bro last night I Mike Tysoned Brit last night so hard that her clit bled!"

by Lord Memeitch October 12, 2020

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A man who lived hard and played hard. One who left the world two of the most bad ass respectful chicks who have led their children to walk with strength, love with with their hearts and live with honor. Mighty fierce in his battles

Mike Garrisons daughters are sexy xxx stars

by Freakyfetishgrl October 18, 2020

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Mike rzepka

The best guy you will ever meet! He has gorgeous eyes. And great hair! He is so funny and nice. If you meet a mike rzepka you will not be able to stop staring and drooling. He is so hot that you will start sweating whenever you see him. Mike rzepka is the best person in the world and he is mine so yeah...

"OMFG"
Is that a MIKE RZEPKA
YEAH HE IS HOTT

by Crazycandy3 January 4, 2013

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Mike's Law

In any internet conversation that involves strangers, and where the subject is either war or firearms, the longer the conversation continues the greater the likelihood that a poster will claim to be a SEAL.

Mike's Law in Action: "You obviously know nothing about the AR-15. As an active SEAL I can break one down blindfolded, hence your argument is moot."

by Mike the Non-Seal January 20, 2013

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