asian persuasion

a type of rapper who pulls hella bitches and usually hella chill

bro your music is asian persuasion like

by asian man with rice January 9, 2022

Asian Teen Corn

Something a woman named

tophia would watch

Tophia: i love asian teen corn
Me: WTF 🤢🤮

by stanblackpink09 June 14, 2023

Asian parents

Parents of Asian origin, very often call you a failure/disappointment. Throw deadly slippers if provoked. They don't really make sense but God forbid, you talk back

Asian parents: "Timmy, what u get in math test?"
Timmy: "I got a B"
Asian parents: "Failure, why you get B? You no study? Stupid, back in my day. I had to walk 50 kilometres to school everyday, I had to swim through the oceans, fighting sharks and piranhas-"
Timmy: "That doesn't make se-"
Asian parents: *pulls out slipper from the black hole that is their pocket* " I am Asian, only talk back to me when you know how to do them dishes right"
Timmy: "I'm sorry"
Asian parents: "Good, go clean your room and go shower, you smell"

by Justyouraveragefailure May 23, 2023

chalk Asian

A white person. Another way of saying Caucasian.

Those Chalk Asians always be listening to Morgan Wallen.

by Straightupfresh June 23, 2024

bleach an Asian

When a white person has sexual relations with a person of Asian decent

"dude my biggest fantasy is to bleach an Asian"

"Yeah man you should it's absolutely incredible"

by Clayinator666 July 26, 2023

Asian Matt Damon

The asian dude, your crush is fucking, that stares you down everytime he sees you in public and looks like he thinks he's the coolest dude on earth.

A:See asian matt damon over there, how can you fuck that?!
B:Yeah bro wierd.

by EndlessMe November 14, 2019

Asian Mom

If your mom is a Asian Mom. YOU BETTER RUN CHILD, that women will hit you with anything, from rice bags, to a flip-flop. You have to call the authorities, cops, anything if this women loses her marbles. Your gonna die with any weapon this women uses up your a__. This women cleans too much, and yells anything that won’t make sense.

“Hey, isn’t your mom Asian? Oh… I- uhm good for you. She’s gonna beat you up kid. Because she’s an Asian Mom.”

by person who likes food. June 3, 2022