Raging Tit Muffins

"Raging Tit Muffins!" is an expletive which can be considered to be synonymous to "Fucking Hell!" and "Oh, Sugar!" and in terms of offensiveness, perfectly bisecting these two expressions, similar to "Oh, bugger!".

Tit muffin is an American English name for a type of quick bread that is baked in small portions shaped like breasts, although they usually are not as sweet as breasts and generally lack frosting, much like breasts. There are many varieties and flavors of tit muffins made with a specific ingredient, the most common being a cherry on top. For example, a recipe in Swedish for "Tuttmuffins" can be found on www.tasteline.com.

There are several other variations, such as "Flaming Tit Muffins!", "Burning Tit Muffins!" and the gold standard amongst tit muffin-related swearing: "Cunting Tit Muffins!".

John has just got ready for a big date with Susan, who has just rung the doorbell. At that very moment, John's pen bursts, spilling so much black ink onto his lap that it looks like a diseased octopus has sicked up on his crotch.

"Raging Tit Muffins!" yelled John.

"John, are you okay?" called Susan, from the other side of the door, her voice filled with concern.

by Bobba99 March 11, 2012

yellow blueberry muffin

When real niggas become fake niggas and niggas won't stop being niggas ya know nigga

Yo, you a straight yellow blueberry muffin.

by Danger Dolan January 3, 2017

Muffin with spikes

A hot girl with snake bite(piercing). Muffin = Hot girl, Spikes = Snake Bite!

Hey, check that muffin with spikes! Tasty!

by RanDOmloell May 11, 2009

Duddly Muffin

(dud-le MuFf-n) n./adj.

1.One who gets radical at all prices
2.One who goes stupid radical

those tv kids are all fucking Duddly Muffin s

by Steven Yuen February 12, 2008

stud muffin

Obviously Billy and Luke

Those two are stud muffins, they are almost as cool as Billy and Luke.

by blsuckscock January 1, 2005

Main Street Muffin

When a woman serves you muffins while also serving you sexually.

She gave me a main street muffin (blueberry) and I returned the favor with a batch of banana nut dough all over her face and titties.

by Uncle Tyler September 22, 2006

holy banana muffins

if your siblings are nearby and you don't want them-ahem-your parents to hear you cuss, i got a perfect solution for you! This is perfect because it's dirty and it's not! What DO YOU meAn? You're siblings won't suspect a THING!and If your parents hear it, they'll suspect a thing, but at least you're not saying 'holy fucking shit bitch' which doesn't even make sense and will probably make your parents think your on something

your dumb clumsy self (comment 'i' if you can relate!): 'holy banana muffins, I stubbed my toe on the side of the desk!'
your siblings: 'yummy! bananas!' (100% guaranteed they'll say this!)

your parents: 'call the mental hospital'

by totallyrelatableteenagegirl March 25, 2019