Michael Nesmith

A controling perfectionist.

Why do you have to be such a Michael Nesmith about this? It's just a definition!!!

by H-T September 13, 2004

Pulling a Michael

To over react to the extreme physically, to throw yourself into or onto something when someone touches you

Mom put her hand out to block the child from running away, when her hand touched him, he threw himself backwards into the door and rolled across the floor, pulling a Michael.

by funnysister July 10, 2010

Michael Phelps

The greatest olympian ever to live.

"Wow, one day you might be as good a Michael Phelps...well maybe half as good as him."

"And on the eighth day God created Michael Phelps."

by DE 008 October 8, 2008

Michael Vick

An above average passer combined with a great runner equaling a good quarterback.

"Michael Vick is a pretty amazing quarterback!"

by me February 13, 2005

Michael Ingles

A bow bow head who farts a lot. This kind of person tends to be gassy and lazy.

Wow, that dude is such a Michael Ingles.

by Pweebow August 7, 2011

michael Y

A fat sack of shit that likes to catch dick in his mouth and asshole. King of the fags.

Michael Y likes to DP big black men all night long.

by kingdom gay January 15, 2014

michael's friend

One who seeks for his own personal gain from the vicinity of others in a gluttonous or sloth manner. Someone who comes over that you don’t really know uninvited or unannounced with intentions or motivation of his own benefit. Taking advantage of the charity, generosity, or hospitality of others.
Basically someone who goes to your house for free shit!

Dude michael's friend drank all my hawaiian punch!

by Elliot LeBoeuf July 26, 2008