Sandy surprise

When a man pulls a gun on you so you pocket sand his eyes and begin buttfucking him aggressivly

Cuck 1 "Yo Braden gave his friends a sandy surprise after they tried robbing him."
Cuck 2 "I remember when braden gave me his first sandy surprise

by Pimppaddydaddy June 20, 2024

Mreasydeck surprise

The act of sucking and fucking a transgirl at the same time.

He was trying to get her attention, so he gave her the Mreasydeck surprise.

by Samguy August 24, 2024

Boston Cream Surprise

The sexual act of filling your asshole up with whipped cream then proceeding to fart said cream into your partner's mouth.

Ben: Baby give me a Boston Cream Surprise tonight

Stacy: Ew.

by Dirk Dasterdly August 13, 2021

California surprise

the act of gagging your drunk partner with your penis until they vomit on said penis and then quickly shoving your penis into your partners vagina/anus.

"dude i got Cindy so drunk i gave her a gnarly California surprise."

by jimmy McDoogle July 3, 2012

Animal Surprise

When two people are having sex, someone runs in completely naked except for a mask (preferably some sort of animal mask) slaps whoever is on top on the ass, screaming and jumping and laughing the whole time, then runs out of the room and closes the door.

Dude, Bry was with his girl last night and I gave him an ANIMAL SURPRISE...I knew that gorilla mask would come in handy. He showed me the red mark on his ass...NICE!

by Grindhouse February 19, 2011

silly surprise

Used to describe something that isn't that bad making it sound a lot worse.

Person 1- "Hey, I put a silly surprise in your food last night"

Person 2 "WHAT?!"

Person 1- "Yeah, I put a singular olive in your spaghetti"
Person 2 "oh"

by SaraWas#1 April 18, 2019

popee surprise

When you sit on the toilet and think you need to just pee, so you relax to let it happen when BAM you poop a little.

"I got the the bathroom! You'll never guess what happened! I Popee d . No joke! I thought "Popee Surprise" was a myth!!

by RipYaANewOne January 24, 2018