ham panda

Unlike "the bear" in the gay culture the HAM PANDA is a large highly unathletic man which ladies find attractive. however sometimes bisexual he rarely mates with females, mostly men. This person also enjoys ham with every meal and has ben seen eating ham with ice cream. Stories have also been told of ham play in the bedroom.
what's that smell did you go full ham panda last night?
by Qton81 November 09, 2018
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Ham-akin

When people piss you off so much that you go H.A.M AND all Anakin Skywalker on everyone in sight without fear of repercussions
My boss pissed me off last night and my coworkers are idiots. I'm about to go Ham-akin on everyone at work.
by xJediJoker93x December 22, 2022
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hood ham sandwich

When a female keeps a glock 45, nine millimeter, or any other small firearm in her vagina.
I pulled down her panties and found a hood ham sandwich. pussy
by BrendoWithTheExtendo November 28, 2017
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Ham Water

Ham water is the worst kind of water there is.

It’s worse than dog water, rice water, ALL THE WATERS.

You only call someone Ham water if you’ve never seen someone so bad in your life.
Teammate: Bro this kid is so bad at the game. He’s literally dog water.

Teammate 2: Nah bro, dude is literally so sus. He’s gotta be hacking. He’s couscous water for sure.

Teammate 3: NO. Bro is straight HAM WATER.

All teammates: Ohhhhhh! Literally ham water.
by Youresobadbro August 31, 2022
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easy baked ham

idk but i’m finna turn u into one
“if u don’t stop i will turn u into an easy baked ham” - stupid freshman boi
by wdw.marais. January 01, 2020
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lee ham

1/2 of the hottest people in the world,
Extensive knowledge on the Angry Birds lore and name dropping Michelle Sarah
Person A: “Did you see Lee ham in the hallway? I wonder what he’s listening to.”

Person B: “Probably ‘Booty Store’ by Your Favorite Martian!”
by rigby October 01, 2021
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hammed burger

hammed burger is when you ham the fuck out of a burger (i dunno what hammed means)
guy/gal: lookat dat hammed burger.....

guy/gal (2): Yuh
by worm consumer November 09, 2023
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