Speed dial

Basically means the person or place you want to call is one tap or button away from being rung

Jack: I miss my sneaky link I want to see her
Umi: Aye yo hol up dawg, I think I got ur bitch on speed dial

by Guy who gets girls August 12, 2024

Sneef

When one (usually a biological female) sneezes and queefs at the same time.

Sneef

“I just sneefed!” “If you don’t stop, I’m going to sneef on you!”

by Sneef1 September 6, 2023

skeef

when u fart and sneeze at the same time

bruh u ok??
yeah i jus skeefed

by bitchpilled September 18, 2023

Speed Limit Larry

A driver who goes the exact speed limit, and not any faster.

Oh great looks like we’re stuck behind a speed limit Larry

by Goldendust September 19, 2023

Speed bumps

To have Herpes,

Tyrone drove over Mindy's speed bumps at a high rate of speed which caused his exhaust pipe to have an outbreak two months later

by Dr.mud September 30, 2023

Speeam

When one pees in a hot shower, the room fills with the fragrant essence of pee steam, or Speeam

"Wait till I'm out of the room, I don't want to breath your speeam"

by M4tter October 23, 2023

Speed Bump

Mouth herpes.

I wouldn't let her suck my dick because she had a speed bump.

by Ka Napp October 24, 2023