smash dog

when a man is having sex with a woman then he pulls out and smashes his dick with a hammer

yesterday, i smash dogged myself when i was banging my girlfriend

by ricky flanders November 3, 2010

smashed off your bounce

Totally off your trolley

You went out last night and got smashed off your bounce

by Scottie Tiger December 21, 2024

smash n trash

When you have sex with a girl (smash) and then shit talk her behind her back (trash). Generally only done by douches.

Person 1- Dude, that chick Ruby is a total buster.
Person 2- Didn't you nail her?
Person 1- Of course. It's the classic "smash n trash".
Person 2- Dooooooooouche.

by poony mctang July 12, 2010

National smash day

Every May 31st couples or friends have to smash

“Babe it’s national smash day you wanna smash me?”

by Octokittylover836 May 18, 2025

Crab Smash

The female version of tea bagging!

You've been Crab Smashed, yo!

by Kaetyne October 11, 2014

lets smash

play smash bros on any version or sex

"Alright johnster, lets smash!"
"WHAT THE HELL BRODY, WE'RE ONLY FRIENDS" Johnny exclaims as he leaves Brody's house

by lauchfromdarkages May 27, 2022

Dry smash

Barreling full speed ahead with zero preparation and or forethought.

Having never seen the slide deck before, the manager dry smashed his way through the presentation, leaving his audience cringing.

Alternative: fucking with no lube

by Wariomario June 7, 2019