bone smashing

In the looksmaxxing community, you get a hammer or any hard object and smash the bone in your face to hopefully get the bone to heal in a more attractive way

Dude I’m so tired of having a big nose! I’m going to try bone smashing.

by pseudonym in deez nutz January 28, 2024

Crab Smash

The female version of tea bagging!

You've been Crab Smashed, yo!

by Kaetyne October 11, 2014

Smash face

To describe someone who looks like their face has been merged with another person.

“He’s a propa little smash face him”

by Inkedbypamga February 6, 2025

smash dog

when a man is having sex with a woman then he pulls out and smashes his dick with a hammer

yesterday, i smash dogged myself when i was banging my girlfriend

by ricky flanders November 3, 2010

smashed off your bounce

Totally off your trolley

You went out last night and got smashed off your bounce

by Scottie Tiger December 21, 2024

Smash 2v2 curse

The Smash 2v2 curse is when you play online and get only put in 2v2’s and get a terrible teammate, leading to you loosing valuable GSP because getting second place counts as last place.

I’m in the Smash 2v2 curse and I keep on loosing like 450,000 GSP per match!

by Iilw44 April 20, 2023

greenie-smash

Originated from a north west + midlands rugby player, Curt Greene. An intense rugby hit which leaves the tackler dazed and usually injured. Not very fun to be on the end of. Has also changed into a punch of hit of any kind.

1) You got greenie-smashed
2) i'm gonna greenie-smash that little pr*ck

by ceej jones December 20, 2010