rub shower cry

A phrase coined by Hillar, describing the start of a normal, sad, pointless day.

Yep, she is gone....things are definitely not going in the right direction. Nothing to do, but to start off the day with a rub shower cry.......

by kalevipoeg June 20, 2017

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Canadian Brown Shower

When you empty a whole bottle of maple syrup into your asshole, then continue to squat over and release it on your partner like they're an overdone pancake from ihop.

"The syrup came out slower than molasses when I was giving her a Canadian Brown shower last night."

by Hasasha May 14, 2023

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shower material scale

Scale used in prison determining how likely it is you will be penetrated in the shower

1- ugliest fattest person ever

2- Semi ugly only touched by the lowest inmates

3- eh your some what decent tred carefully

4- try not to drop the soap because your are pretty good looking

5-you are either really hot or really gay and willing

Hey Jerome you see that guy over there he's a total 5 on the shower material scale.

I bet he was gay before he did time

by Therealmvp67967 December 01, 2016

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A Marine Corps Shower

Using deodorant

“Jesus man you really smell”

“Sorry dude, I was only able to take a marine corps shower today”

by Yoloswag4jesus69 November 14, 2018

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shot n shower

"Shot n Shower: A social and humanitarian practice targeted specifically at the straight homeless population. An individual extends a dual offering of a shot of ice or fetty medication via syringe and a shower, aiming to provide immediate physical relief and improved hygiene. While the act is framed as a compassionate endeavor to uplift someone's circumstances, it has an ulterior motive of becoming intimately involved with the recipient. Though criticized by some as taking advantage of a vulnerable population, proponents argue that it can serve as a stepping stone for deeper, mutually beneficial relationships.

"Gay Bob went out looking to perform a Shot n Shower after striking out on Grindr, drawing both admiration and scrutiny for his complex blend of altruism and personal motives."

by Robertschneider3 September 05, 2023

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