Coops Meat Shower

When a large man pours bacon grease on you and has intercourse with your armpit.

"Bro, that chick was so hot I gave her a Coops meat shower!"

by JDangle69 March 24, 2019

Rocky Mountain Shower

Pouring a coors light over an unsuspecting victims head

Damn…after the bar, Jason gave Bryan a Rocky Mountain Shower.

by He him chichi May 15, 2022

take a hot shower

a phrase to tell someone they aren’t horny enough

“ Bro she said she wanted to sleep with you and you said no? Take a hot shower by G”

by grandma sweater June 3, 2022

Colombian rain shower

To drink a lot of coffee before engaging in the sexual act of peeing on your partner

I love the smell of coffee in the morning...after a colombian rain shower

by Sslimings September 12, 2018

Canadian Brown Shower

When you empty a whole bottle of maple syrup into your asshole, then continue to squat over and release it on your partner like they're an overdone pancake from ihop.

"The syrup came out slower than molasses when I was giving her a Canadian Brown shower last night."

by Hasasha May 13, 2023

Sticky shower of shame

This occurs when one is attending a Victoria's Secret fashion show and is sat in the back row. They get a bit carried away, and have to let it out. This is released onto the row in front, and it is this action that is a 'sticky shower of shame'.

Guy 1: I think that guy just had a sticky shower of shame.
Guy 2: Damn, I hope he can clean up.

by NUGGEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEET October 25, 2014

I shit in the shower

An upstanding member of the community who greatly contributes to the workforce and touches grass

"Hey bro have you heard of I shit in the shower?"

"yeah man he has a job and contributes to society"

by bruhmoment12 July 16, 2021