A crew of people attempting to approach to hurt or harm a puddle pimp their whole crew will get done by one fella, cataclysmic puddle pimp event
My crew attempted to strike the puddle pimp and that only caused a cataclysmic puddle pimp event woe!
by Puddle Pimp Perez June 12, 2021
Engaging in the sale of sexual favors while equipped with firearms, particularly those of the pump action variety.
by pumpactionpimp August 20, 2007
by Chase1996 November 28, 2017
Your ability to control your ho(s) through a proxy that cannot be traced back to you. Or using a third party to control your pimpin business. As always, a pimp hand can be strong or weak. It is preferable to keep your pimp hand strong, even if you are not directly involved.
Because the pimp was frequently out of town, he used his Adam Smith pimp hand to keep his girls in line.
by freemark$ December 29, 2009
Stories that are over the top, possibly uncomfortable and embarrassing. It's based on the Friends episode, where Paul Rudd (Mike) takes Phoebe to meet his parents and she tells a story about how she has Hepatitis because a pimp spit in her mouth.
I was on a date and this guy was telling ridiculous stories about fighting, like being outnumbered 6 to 1 and using a baseball bat in fights, and I was just like, could we have less pimp spit stories please.
by Siouxsie Supertramp July 20, 2020
by Sabeenerz August 11, 2008
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