Peppa pig

A cocky ass bitch who thinks she owns the place and is a right bitch to her mates. Year 9s are a bit like peppa but nobody cares because peppa is goals

Ffs mate your proper like peppa pig innit fam bare jks

by Human 392827373619 October 15, 2019

whipped pig

When someone feels like they have been feeling like crap and chicken. Don't become a whipped pig!! No one wants to be one. Be a happy pink pig and keep on strutting along even if your in the mud and manure.

" But...I feel too scared to walk along in the sun"

"Really? Your acting like a whipped pig!"

by Kaeleo May 20, 2018

candied pig

When you bukakke all over a fat chick, then cover her with sugar so it sticks, then punch her in the mouth so she squeals like a pig, then stuff your balls in her mouth

Barney: damn i gave a candied pig to the feminist next store yesterday
Ted: *highfives*

by furry_ballsacks March 6, 2017

defrock the pig

Stripping an overweight clergyman of his ordained duties

The pope told his right hand bishop, we really need to defrock the pig when portly friar comes back from vacation.

by Thorette July 22, 2016

spider pigging

When someone doesn't bring food or booze with him to The barber shop.

Mario Spider pigging us again. Now he doesnt care. He thinks it's easy.

by YouLookIt! January 7, 2017

a pig friend

A friend that eats all your food but ensure you food for the rest of your life, a friend that is there for you at any second or time. That one friend that loves you the most.

"Hi, Sara, I just found out Marie is a pig friend"
"Of course she is, she always eats your food but always shares hers"

by Saratulooo December 22, 2019

Peppa Pig

A creature with unlimited battle strength. One day, there was a war between the pigs and the humans. The human killed pigs for there bacon, while the pigs ran away. However one gloomy day, the sun began to get brighter, and a shadow begun to descend from the clouds. She used her snort to completely destroy the earth, and eradicating all life that inhabits it. She landed on the closest planet she could, which happen to be mars. With on finger, she touched the ground, making the land around her only 2 colours: Green and blue. Then she blinked, and created 3 clones of herself. But with her power to control reality, she put one in a hydraulic press, and then she stretched the other 2 (one being stretched more then the other). At last she had a family!

“So what’s in our Baconator Bacon deluxe burger?” asked the Hungry Jacks employee.
“Two flame grilled Aussie beef patties with melted cheese, lettuce, tomato and mayo on a toasted sesame seed bun!” Peppa pig replied
YoU ForGoT ThE bACoN!

by Iminyourattic123 January 30, 2020