Jesus Padilla

Jesus Padilla is an amazing friend. You can always count on Jesus, he is very understanding, he will help you or anyone in anything, he will always be there for you at anytime, he has a great heart, he is very hilarious too. When you meet Jesus you will love him forever. He has a badass,hot, and amazing voice. Jesus is a really fun person you will never get bored of. Jesus will make your mornings, evenings, and nights, the whole day. He is sweet and will make you feel very comfortable when you talk him. Jesus is also short, not that short though. He will always keep a smile in your face. Jesus is just the perfect friend to have. Jesus is also very handsome and very intelligent. If you know Jesus Padilla you should be very thankful to have him. Jesus Padilla is the definition of respect, intelligence, courageous, hilarious, sweet, and handsome.

Girl 1: guess what??

Girl 2: what??

Girl 1: Their is this guy I have been talkin for a big while and he is a great friend. You should meet him.

Girl2: what's his name??

Girl1: Jesus Padilla

by kimHOMIE555 December 21, 2013

The Full Jesus

When a tan or latino man comes onto a woman by exposing his holy trinity: butthole, penis and testicle sack.

I heard Luis went nuts for that broad down the street. He stood outside her window and gave her The Full Jesus.

by juliush6969 May 19, 2020

doing a jesus

when you are failing at something and come back and win

we were losing the game but we came back and it was like doing a jesus!
we were loosing but we did a jesus and won!

by Octosc June 5, 2018

jesus grinding

Grinding on somebody while leaving enough room for Jesus

Stacy was jesus grinding joey so hard

by shelmich August 31, 2014

Jesus Christ

My nigga

Brian: My crew is big and it keeps getting bigga, that's cause Jesus Christ is my nigga

by grease_of_sandwich February 20, 2020

Jesus cardenas

Jesus cardenas is the coolest person with a giant dick he is very cool and extremely good at getting girls

He is so cool he is a Jesus Cardenas

by Jellie is real March 19, 2021

Jesus envy

A nonbeliever who wishes they did believe in Christianity and Jesus Christ. A nonbeliever who appreciates and envies religious people and religious culture.

I'm an atheist, but whenever I walk by a church I get serious Jesus envy.

by Jackson Montana December 13, 2010