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wailing dick

(N) Any douche or chode guy who's yelling and/or pissing the hell out of people by drawing a lot of unnecessary attention to himself.
***Steelers vs Ravens game*****

Guy 1: YEEEAAAHHH GO PATRIOTS!

Guy 2: Fucking wailing dick...
by Jeffrey_Blake_kkk July 17, 2011
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State Dick

State patrol officers
Guy #1: Dude I got pulled over by a state patrol officer.

Guy #2: Ahhh man, gotta hate those state dicks!
by heyhaileylee October 8, 2011
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dick sword

OH YEAH MATE COP A FEW SNAGS ON THE BARBIE AND JOIN THE DICK SWORD SERVER UP THE APPLE AND PAIRS AFTER MATE
by DICKSWORD November 10, 2019
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Dick nipples

An insult you call someone after they either cockblocked you or did something else swxually frustrating.
My girlfriend's mom has dick nipples!
by Crapfeces November 27, 2022
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Quick-Dicking

1. To be taken by surprise in an attack.
2. Pre-ejaculating during sex.
3. Going around screwing everyone
"That black man keeps quick-dicking me!"
"That camper keeps quick-dicking me on Black Ops!"
"I heard about you quick-dicking all those guys around town!"
"Dude, he is known for quick-dicking right before he gets laid
by CityWok666 June 29, 2011
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Dick Frenching

The act of two fully erect penises love-locked in a ballet of sorts. Usually follows an evening meal or hard drink.
Guy 1: Things were going really great with Mark until we started dick frenching.

Guy 2: Can you just take your damn coffee and leave?
by hyperbeam! October 7, 2009
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Nic'd to the dick

When you rip the Juul too much and you physically can't move becuase the amount on nicotine in your bloodstream is unreal.
kyle and josh are so nic'd to the dick that they had to dry heave in Quinn's basement for 20 mins
by Bmartin55 July 27, 2017
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