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penis mightier

Gussy it up however you want, Trebek, what matters is does it work?
Wait, wait, are you selling Penis Mightiers?
by Sean Connery August 31, 2003
mugGet the penis mightiermug.

penis mullet

What people in New Jersey call the foreskin of the Penis. This was first used in February 2006 by Conan O'brien when describing a ban on circumcisions in that state.
Ed has been circumsized. He's lost his penis mullet.
by Andrew Allen February 8, 2006
mugGet the penis mulletmug.

penis waffle

An absolutely frustrating person that does not rise to the level of a beating or actual profanity. A term of annoyance or disgust.
That guy ran the light on me, what a penis waffle.
by -=[EP]=-KingArthur[HK] April 25, 2006
mugGet the penis wafflemug.

penis panic

Genital retraction syndrome (GRS), generally considered a culture-specific syndrome, is a condition in which an individual is overcome with the belief that his/her external genitals or also, in females, breasts, are retracting into the body, shrinking, or in some male cases, may be imminently removed or disappear. A penis panic is sometimes a mass hysteria event or panic where males in a population suddenly exhibit symptoms of genital retraction syndrome.

Penis panics have occurred around the world, most notably in Africa and Asia. Local beliefs in many instances assert that such syndromes are often fatal. Genital retraction syndrome in Southeast Asia is known as Koro (Malaysian/Indonesian) or Shook yang (suo yang) in Chinese cultures. Psychological diagnosis and treatments are under development. It is becoming increasingly clear that these forms of mass hysteria are more common than previously thought.

The phenomenon is often, but not always, associated with occult belief, such as witchcraft. These panics frequently, but not exclusively, occur in places where access to education—particularly in science and human biology—is limited, or otherwise restricted (for example, when government policies restrict such education). Others have been reported under the influence of drug use. (Compare with castration anxiety.)
Calm down, dude. Don't get yourself in a penis panic.
by slowride5446 June 17, 2006
mugGet the penis panicmug.

Floating penis

When your penis floats in the bath.
Obviously, the penis is in a flaccid state.
Person1: My penis is floating..
Person2: Floating penis!
by z0xx0 January 1, 2011
mugGet the Floating penismug.

Sucks Penis

a term invented by D. Murphy, meaning for something to be worse than actually sucking. For something to "suck penis" it would have to be awful enough that the term "sucks" isn't strong enough to apply.
Person 1: Did you study for the Science Exam?

Person 2: We have a Science Exam today?

Person 1: Yup!

Person 2: This sucks penis!
by d.murph.girl April 4, 2009
mugGet the Sucks Penismug.

Smoking Penis

1. Fucking up.

2. Committing an act of complete buffoonery.

3. Talking some crazy bullshit.
I sent you to the store for wraps and you went and got some blueberry white owls? WTF dawg you smoking penis I ain’t hitting that
by Steve Globs March 8, 2019
mugGet the Smoking Penismug.

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