john young middle school 

The 2 years where you decide weather you're going to be pregnant by 16, queer, a drug dealer, dead, or arrested.

There is no getting out. See you at McDonald's bitches. And you hoes better get my order right.

Yo, you forgot my large root beer. Fucking John young middle school kids.

john young middle school by ImStillStuckHere February 20, 2017

eastern middle school 

a very crapy school in a crapy area. there is a cock-roach infestation and insane children, like rapists drug dealers and gang bangers. the only thing keeping the school from getting shut down by some drug association are the overly perky magnet kids. these kids are usually mentally scared by the racist slang and bullying by the time they leave.

20 year eastern middle school reunion:

magnet kid: oh, is that you? it's been years! what have you been up to? i wrote an oscar winning screenplay!
ghetto kid: oh i'm still trying to graduate 8th grade and i am a hobo with a shotgun on the side.

eastern middle school by justanothersupasmartkid June 15, 2011

Upper Moreland Middle School 

A school with many problems. It is very old and pretty much poor, with old lockers and classrooms, paint chipping off the bricks and the canvas falling off the walls. Most students there are sluts, drug/alcohol abusers, and flat or fatass bitches who think they are hot. Most of these students with the help of their teachers will grow up to be prostitutes, teen moms, drug addicts, alcoholics, and in some cases, perverts. Some how this is a blue ribbon school. Also see: Upper Drugland Middle School, Upper Whoreland Middle School

Liv: hey.
Mads: hey haven't talked/seen you in a while.
Liv: yeah. what school do you go to?
Mads: upper moreland middle school.
Liv: ...i feel bad for you.
Mads: thanks....

Upper Moreland Middle School by Salise Albstock June 17, 2009

Tilden Middle School 

Where 50% of the students smoke weed and 50% get straight A's. Where all the students get detention after school on Friday's til 5. And the teachers forget to grade work. Where when kids get caught with weed they punch the principle and run til the cops catch you. where 25% percent of the last 200 students have been expelled.

"When Ebber got snitched on for having weed he hit Mr.Easton and ran from Mr. Easton and Mr. Leaman until the cops caught him and he got expelled" "Only at Tilden Middle School"

Tilden Middle School by EXTIMBERWOLF February 19, 2010

Landisville Middle School 

A middle school populated by 95% idiot assholes, 3% actual fucking decent people, and 2% of the people are boring af. If you go to Landisville Middle School, or are going to go, beware.

“You go to Landisville Middle School? ...Oh, you poor, poor soul,”

Landisville Middle School by iwannaneckmyself January 6, 2018

Delaura Middle School

A very odd school in which you could see “gAy BlAcC dUdEs KiSsInG”, one day or a “cAt WiT a GhAtT” the next. But there is a really big problem with delaura it’s infested with 🤢🤢 (gay people) (gross little delusional bugs that crawl around saying “are you assuming my gender” 𝐹𝑢𝑐𝑘 𝐺𝑎𝑦 𝑃𝑒𝑜𝑝𝑙𝑒 𝐺𝐴𝑌𝑆 𝐴𝑅𝐸 𝐺𝑅𝑂𝑆𝑆!!!!

bonqueequee: yo mark don’t u go to Delaura Middle School cuh? mark: yes indeed i do bonqueequee: u a gay ass mf lil faggot ass bitch

Delaura Middle School by Jᴇᴡs WRLD September 7, 2021

Carl Sandburg Middle School 

A school consisting of assholes and mexicans. A great school if you are looking to get pregnant before you turn 11. Although the school has good athletics, mainly the cross country team, also known for running from the cops every sunday afternoon.

1: Didn't you go to Carl Sandburg Middle School?
2: Yea, I ran for the cross country team. Practices were mostly running from cops, though....

Carl Sandburg Middle School by the69scrubs July 31, 2012