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make my mouse cry

When a man masturbates or strokes his penis to the point of ejaculation.
I am bored. I will stay home and make my mouse cry.
by WANKER15146 September 14, 2017
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Fake-Out-Make-Out

1. Noun; The act of pretending to make out with someone, or another sexual act.
"Your girlfriend got a good sense of humor?"
"Yeah."
"We just fake-out-make-out
by TheCoolKiwiBird September 8, 2016
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how to make someone happy

You don’t know how to make someone happy? Just write them a definition here<3
(Urban Dictionary)
by secret4you October 31, 2021
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Making bread for my man

Making bread for my man means that you’re slaying and doing good
“I’m making bread for my man tonight
by Making bread for my man December 16, 2017
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you make me snez

an intense love for someone normally homosexual
by Feet Toucher6969 January 24, 2021
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make your own dinner

A sexual position in which a woman is masturbating in the kitchen, and a dude walks in sad.

Coined by comedienne Liz Miele.
"Honey, make your own dinner. /Somebody/ has to do this."
by doubiesnax May 1, 2015
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Makes my asshole sick

The last thing you say before completely removing someone from your life; the ultimate annoyance
She really makes my asshole sick the way she's acting right now.
by imannoyedAF March 12, 2022
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