make my mouse cry

When a man masturbates or strokes his penis to the point of ejaculation.

I am bored. I will stay home and make my mouse cry.

by WANKER15146 September 14, 2017

Fake-Out-Make-Out

1. Noun; The act of pretending to make out with someone, or another sexual act.

"Your girlfriend got a good sense of humor?"
"Yeah."
"We just fake-out-make-out

by TheCoolKiwiBird September 8, 2016

how to make someone happy

You don’t know how to make someone happy? Just write them a definition here<3
(Urban Dictionary)

how to make someone happy - go do it!

by secret4you October 31, 2021

Making bread for my man

Making bread for my man means that you’re slaying and doing good

“I’m making bread for my man tonight”

by Making bread for my man December 16, 2017

you make me snez

an intense love for someone normally homosexual

You make me snez so hard

by Feet Toucher6969 January 24, 2021

make your own dinner

A sexual position in which a woman is masturbating in the kitchen, and a dude walks in sad.

Coined by comedienne Liz Miele.

"Honey, make your own dinner. /Somebody/ has to do this."

by doubiesnax May 1, 2015

Makes my asshole sick

The last thing you say before completely removing someone from your life; the ultimate annoyance

She really makes my asshole sick the way she's acting right now.

by imannoyedAF March 12, 2022