Gray Magic

The type of magic performed when a white witch breaks temporarily with her "do no harm" rede and does a little black magic when she's pissed off.

The man I fell for online turns out to be a scammer that's asking me for money. I think I'll break out the voodoo doll and do a little gray magic tonight.

by BadAnnie March 17, 2021

Magic pussy

For men: Term men use to qualify when they lack of self-control front of a woman.

For women: Very insulting and dehumanizing excuse for man lack of self-control. Used sometimes as an excuse for cheat, cowardness, fast sex-oriented decisions.

Quote from men definitions "Men will do or say anything to have another taste and are continually drawn back to her even though they have broken up."

Alternative: Term to qualify the magic of women pussies. In a sense that since every human being is born from a pussy, it is to be considered somehow magic.

Today used:
"It's not my fault, she got a magic pussy"

" she is a bitch, with a magic pussy"

" Don't dare to blame anymore my magic pussy"

by Magicpussy February 4, 2020

The Magic Mango

From a few specific movies, this is a sentient and all-powerful creature on the level of gods. It is said to have once dueled Chuck Norris and can easily beat Zeus at arm wrestling. (The former obviously being more impressive, though.) It is reportedly friends with a Kiwi and a Fish, but few have gotten close enough to verify this. To die to this magical fruit is an honor like none other.

"SHIT, IT'S THE MAGIC MANGO! RUN!!"
"What's a Magic Ma-?" *Gets exploded by the Magic Mango*

by Magic Mango Fanboy July 18, 2023

Magic wee

When you are going on a long trip and don't need a wee but you try to go anyway incase there is a magic one in there

Magic wee time kids, we have going to be in the car for 2 hours

by Louskilou October 2, 2016

magic grass

the shit that lauri preller says he doesn't smoke.

"Yo man, Do you smoke that magic grass?"
Lauri Preller : No.

by magicmike911 June 20, 2019

wand of magic missile

The name of a penis of a nerdy friend.

“Wait is that a wand of magic missile in your pocket or is that a pencil.”

by Dune_fucker June 1, 2018

Dude Magic

The direct correlation between the amount of dues in a room and their effective work capacity

When Calked walked in, our dude magic went through the roof, bro!

by EuroJN November 21, 2018