by Benjii Buttons July 12, 2023
by Savage stepper 7765 July 26, 2022
by Zjshs July 26, 2022
Friend: "happy birthday!"
Birthday girl: "thanks! Do I get a present?"
Friend: "no"
Birthday girl: "aw"
Friend: "didnt you hear? Your birthdays on July 26 which means you dont get a present! Haha"
Birthday girl: "thanks! Do I get a present?"
Friend: "no"
Birthday girl: "aw"
Friend: "didnt you hear? Your birthdays on July 26 which means you dont get a present! Haha"
by Avvavava July 06, 2021
Sarah "Hey, Derek can I get a booty pic it's July 17th"
Derek "Fine Sarah." *Derek sends Sarah a booty pic.
Derek "Fine Sarah." *Derek sends Sarah a booty pic.
by Light9ight July 17, 2024
July 17th is national handjob day
Boy: Hey homie, you know what day it is?
Other boy: July 17th?
Boy: you know what that means
Other boy: damn right it's national handjob day
Other boy: July 17th?
Boy: you know what that means
Other boy: damn right it's national handjob day
by Godly chicken July 13, 2022
On July 25th an alien with a big booty crashed with it's spaceship in Germany. Since then people from Germany are celebrating the goddess of the bootys and she founded a company called FÖRSICH FÖRMA! We all should celebrate that day.
A: Isn't that the goddess alien of bootys and the founder of the försich förma on July 25th?
B: Oh heck yeah you're right she's looking fineeeeee!
B: Oh heck yeah you're right she's looking fineeeeee!
by Försich Förmer CEO October 16, 2019