1) Being composed with a look of serenity &/or seriousness. Level of calm that should be feared. State of mind for getting down to business.
2)The facade of Christian composure.
2)The facade of Christian composure.
I have my Jesus face on and am ready to deal with those whiny little bitches at work.
Did you see those Christians totally lose it? The didn't have their Jesus face on.
Did you see those Christians totally lose it? The didn't have their Jesus face on.
by angrychick October 03, 2009
The purposeful inebriation durung 3 day music weekend, that it replicates the absence of the savior of Christianity.
Note- use of pre-meditated choice to inflict cognitive absence.
And, like main stream Christianity, there will be no proof that you really left at all.
Note- use of pre-meditated choice to inflict cognitive absence.
And, like main stream Christianity, there will be no proof that you really left at all.
“Bro, Featherweight Tyler went SO free-spiritedly high AF last weekend, he left reality Friday and came to Monday morn. He’s , like, Coachella Jesus” he resurrected himself.
by Craig Rasputin April 14, 2018
a complete copy of Eminem (Slim Shady) with only one song that actually went viral a doesn't have any flow and is trash
person 1: hey
person 2: have you heard of the soundcloud rapper
person 1: which one
person 2: i forgot his name, but he is a total slim jesus
person 1: oh god
person 2: have you heard of the soundcloud rapper
person 1: which one
person 2: i forgot his name, but he is a total slim jesus
person 1: oh god
by swaggerblob November 12, 2017
by shelmich September 01, 2014
Man, you really grilled Jesus on Christians' belief that he arose from the dead and that he is the son of god.
by grilled jesus March 26, 2009
by The king of the pirates March 23, 2009
by DNT2 October 29, 2013