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An Internet was sent by my staff at 10 o'clock in the morning on Friday, I got it yesterday.
by Shaggyy April 3, 2007
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Internet Stab

Usually accompanied by asterisks * on either side.
Used in Instant Message conversations and on forums as an expression of fake anger or spontaneity.

Can be used as an emotional expression, random gesture, or conversation starter as in the example.
IMer 1: Hey, whats up?
IMer 2: *internet stab*!
IMer 1: OH GOD YOU STABBED ME OVER THE INTERNET!!!
by asd103045 January 18, 2008
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Internet Uncertainty Principle

As it becomes widely known that a particular search returns few or no hits, that will cease to be the case.

A take on the Heisenberg uncertainty principle, it really is more closely related to the Observer Effect but due to conflation of these terms (and having been coined already on many sites) it is known as Internet Uncertainty Principle.. Tho really, Internet Observer Effect is a much better imo >_>
huh? this quote i found online says that googling for absolute+zero+lesbians yields 0 results, but i get several hundred... what gives????
The answer is Internet Uncertainty Principle
by erroris November 1, 2008
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internet baby

Stranger: How old are you?
You: 13
Stranger: Want to cyber?
You: NO FIND ANOTHER INTERNET BABY.
by StupidDumby October 3, 2013
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internet exploder

Man or woman or weirdo who wanks/masturbates over almost anything online regularly and shoots his load whilst doing so.
Person 1: Hey, that old pervy fella at the library using the computer is a full on 'internet exploder'
Person 2: Him, ah yes he's always pretending hes studying, a real wanker.....an internet exploder!
Person 1: uh huh!
by 'Whisky Business' February 19, 2021
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Internet box

Oh man I was killing starcraft noobs on the internet box
by Casey Palmer February 9, 2006
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Internet Pimp

An unemployed loser who sits around all day trying to have sex with stupid girls by pretending to be a photographer. Commonly found in internet cafes surfing websites like craigslist.
Girl: Hey is that MJ the internet pimp?
Boy: Yeah let's go ask for his autograph!
Girl: No let's not, I don't want to get the HIV.
Boy: You can only get that if you sleep with him...!
Girl: Yes, but he has powers of persuasion, and I don't want a baby.
Boy: You're right- let's run.
*Boy and Girl take off running*
Girl: Watch out- you're going to hit that retard!
Boy: He's not retarded- he just has a lot of character!
by Mz Lady July 1, 2007
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