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Crotch Pocket

When sitting Indian-Style, (Native American-Style to be PC), the 'crotch pocket' is the little triangle where the legs cross.
'Yo, dude. Where is my Bic?'
'It's in my crotch pocket.'

When the cops rolled through, Capone hid the bowl and marijuana in his crotch pocket until they rolled past.
by MachZRo September 19, 2009
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Flesh Pocket

The soft outer covering of vertebrates, aka Epidermis... aka skin. It forms a protective barrier over the body's surface, responsible for keeping water in the body and preventing pathogens from entering. Similar to how a pocket holds things in and protects them from falling out.
I am one sad excuse of flesh pocket today; I look like a zombie.

She has some seriously sexy flesh pockets.

Is that your flesh pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
by Clairee0316 December 18, 2013
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pocket cracker

a wood nymph, a small woodland dwelling creature, usually hiding in hollow trees in deep forrests. tall pointed hats and fluffy beards are common among these creatures
by Adrienne Cox October 14, 2008
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pocket-monster

When your penis is erect or you just have a larger than normal flaccid penis and it is placed where your pocket is and is visible from an observer's perspective
Is that a pocket-monster or is that just a roll of quarters.
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Pocket Rape

When someone asks you if how much money you have on your person and when you show them they proceed to help themselves.
Girl: How much change do you have on you?

Guy: This much (shows her contents of his pocket)

Girl: Ooh, I need 52 cents (takes fifty two cents)

Guy: Wait! No! ... that was a blatant case of pocket rape, I said no.
by GinSeven December 2, 2010
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Pocket Knot

The impossible knot headphone cords seem to achieve while in a pocket. These knots form in a non-time sensitive manner. The difficulty of undoing them is proportional to how loud the background noise in a room or the importance of the phone call.
Hey, I'll call you back, it's really loud in here and I just pulled out a pocket knot that could've killed Houdini.
by 4noKateTour April 25, 2014
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Crotch Pocket

What driver or passenger of a car uses when he/she fails to get one of the few precious cupholders in a car, and is forced to put the ice cold drink between their legs, usually just below the crotch region.
Aww Man! i have to use my crotch pocket to hold on to my drink because my stupid Buick only has two cupholders for 5 people.
by MC Razzle Dazzle August 10, 2009
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