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Half Packed Pickle Punch

A sophisticated sexual maneuver performed at the top of a staircase which involves taking a ripe cucumber from your vegetable drawer in the fridge. Then, clubbing your sanctified other over the back of their head (while in coitus) causing the phallic pre-pickle to snap into two pieces.

Once broken, stuff the first half into the baby maker and the second half into the poop shooter.

Now both parts should be sealed deep within the cavities. At this time you execute a double foot drop kick to abdomen of the receiver causing them to plunge backwards into the stairwell.
My ex actually requested that I half packed pickle punch her at my stabbin cabin in Muskoka.
by Doggy Style Dennis the Menace December 24, 2018
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douche pickling

When you clean your vagina with pickle juice
Bro, why does your vagina smell like pickles?
Well, I just got done douche pickling.
by cuzimbadasslikethat December 19, 2011
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Oosh Pickle

A response used when surprised or amazed by something surprising or amazing
My dog gave birth to a donkey

“Oosh Pickle
by The Oosh Pickle Man July 25, 2022
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Pumpernickel Pickle

A man with such sexual prowess that the woman sleeps deeply and wakes up late in the morning
I almost lost my job because I spent the weekend with a pumpernickel pickle for the third time
by Stacie Sanchez December 25, 2023
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digital pickled vegetables

A TV series or talk show that is played while eating alone
omg, Beverley Wives must be my digital pickled vegetables, I watch it in the food court after class.
by kkkkkkkami October 15, 2023
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order the fried pickles

A code phrase used by the organization “Predator Poachers Southeast Texas”. It is said to signal to the crew that enough evidence has been gathered against the predator and the police should be called promptly.
Can you go to that Walmart across the street and order the fried pickles?
by thepiesapples January 4, 2024
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In a pickle

In a very tricky and devious situation 😼
Person A: Great heavens! Are you alright?

Person B: No, I am in a pickle - my car just broke down!
by The Devious 😼 December 12, 2024
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