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Earth Day

Celebrated every April 22nd, Earth Day lifts the arrogant crowd of self-proclaimed planet savers to the status of days... As if the 4 1/2 billion year old terrestial body gave two shits about the effect of some pathetically self-centered assholes on its surface who basically just got here.
Al Gore will grow large enough to fuck the planet by Earth Day!
by AethiesticDiety April 20, 2009
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snow day

Calling a personal snow day, despite clear weather and no snow on the ground, on account of being lazy. Often used in college after a night of drinking, one declares a snow day followed by skipping all classes/meetings to play video games. Snow days may even be called for summer classes. Originating from Western Illinois University, Washington Hall 7.
It's another snow day, I'm not doing a damn thing all day.

Nah, I didn't go to class, I called it a snow day.
by Dave710 January 21, 2005
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moist day

Day taken off work with the intention of bashing one's bishop. Often the real reason behind a collegue's claim that they're "working from home".
A: "Is Mouldy in today?"
B: "No, he's working from home."
A: "Oh aye, having a moist day is he?"
B: "I reckon so."
A: "Fuck my boots, he must be dry as the Gobi desert."
by Terry Fuckwit June 24, 2004
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Shadow Day

A Shadow Day is when a student comes to a new school and follows a student around to learn how the school functions. This also includes learning their new classes and teachers
Alex met his English teacher on Shadow Day.
by subwaykid289 May 21, 2011
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D-day

1. 6th June 1944 - When the troops invaded France in the turning point of WWII
2. When all the Charver scum of Great Britain stagger down to the the job centre to get their 'wages'. D-day is when you can find all the unemployable scum in parks with cheap cider, or bags of heroin/crack trying to have sex with 13 year old girls.
1. There is an educational film on about D-day tonight
2 Chav: Fuckin' d-day comes along get yourself some thatcher's white magic - it's the fuckin' biz an i'm off to be buzzin off my tits in a bit innit
by Ali January 23, 2005
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Pi Day

In Europe, this day is celebrated on 22nd July. Pi used to be calculated in Ancient Greece as a fraction loosely calculated as 22/7.
Hey Joe, are you going to be having Pizza Pie or Apple Pie to celebrate this year's Pi Day?
by Jonathan FeBland March 14, 2007
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Moose Day

The 25th of January; first celebrated by silly girls in 2007. One must scream "Moose!" and splay one's hands behind one's head like moose antlers.
"OMG! Tomorrow's Moose Day!!!!" squealed the gleeful little kid.
by Harlott February 17, 2008
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