Century Fail

Derived from online videos charting the 'Fails of the Century', Century Fail is used when a fail is just too spectacular for one year to contain it.

Today I went for ice cream with a friend of the opposite sex. My girlfriend was texting me, asking me where I was. To pacify her, I told her I was desperately trying to get away from some girl who won't stop talking - But I accidentally sent the text to said girl, as she sat next to me. She started to cry into her ice cream. Century Fail.

by B-loved Commander March 2, 2012

Epic Fail

Not being able to achieve the easiest task imaginable.

Its like someone asking you to do three push ups and you can't do one. -Epic Fail

"David come on man how do you manage to not do one push up, epic fail bro."

by Abdellah March 10, 2012

super fail

one of the worst types of fails there are that is beyond an epic fail.

your blind date was a super fail.

by barneyisgay March 14, 2012

nail fail

1) A damn ugly nail art design, usually done without skill or thought.
2) (nail failer) An amateur nail artist who usually makes bad nail art.

1) Damn Melanie, did a lizard take a shit on your nails? What a nail fail!

2) Sara, your nails fucking suck balls. You are such a nail failer, just do my eyes a favor and stop making nail art.

by Ifailedatlife December 20, 2015

epic fail

Total failure.

This is epic fail.

by stela_star August 3, 2016

jack fail

When you are salty that you do not win the things that matter.

Wow man I totally just jack failed that quiz.
What'd you get?
95% But I didn't win Concerto/Aria.

by GbagSwagmaster December 15, 2016

gifted fail

A mark on a test below a 90%.

"Dude I bombed this test "

"Really"

"yeah 87%"
"seriosly dude that's just a gifted fail"

by The-Poison-Muse December 17, 2016