A story that is posted on a persons Facebook page to try and get even more attention than their status updates, check-ins and photo uploads. Their stories theme is usually of A. Looking cool in class B. Outlandish personal experience at a mall or in some other public venue C. Some other whitty, clever or "random" story about being "cool," that obviously never happened.
Facebook Story:
OMG, yesterday I was in class and my teacher was all like "you guys need to finish this math hw by friday." And I was all like "when are we ever really going to use math in our lives." Everybody in class was like laughing and I felt so cool. The teacher was like "there are many instances in your future you will use math." And then I was like "whatever, YOLO." And then the whole class started cheering and carried me out of the class. All I can say is EPIC day!
OMG, yesterday I was in class and my teacher was all like "you guys need to finish this math hw by friday." And I was all like "when are we ever really going to use math in our lives." Everybody in class was like laughing and I felt so cool. The teacher was like "there are many instances in your future you will use math." And then I was like "whatever, YOLO." And then the whole class started cheering and carried me out of the class. All I can say is EPIC day!
by northshore09 December 15, 2012
Get the Facebook Story mug.Someone who is a whore, but only on facebook. This can be excessive wall flirting, or being in multiple fake relationships on facebook.
-Dude, did you know that they're dating?
-No man, they're only dating on facebook. I think she's a facebook whore; this is her second fake relationship this month, and she has a real boyfriend.
-No man, they're only dating on facebook. I think she's a facebook whore; this is her second fake relationship this month, and she has a real boyfriend.
by HypotheticalWhore October 28, 2009
Get the Facebook Whore mug.A relationship that isn't quite facebook official, but in which both parties have removed the "Single" status from their profiles.
by Fredrickss December 6, 2009
Get the facebook unofficial mug.1) excuse to get people to do things.
2) best way to get something done.
3) if ______ something, ______ will happen
2) best way to get something done.
3) if ______ something, ______ will happen
1) if 1,000,000 people join this facebook group, john will admit he's gay.
2) if 1,000,000 people join this facebook group, my girlfriend will marry my ugly ass.
3) if obama says he will do something... nothing will happen
2) if 1,000,000 people join this facebook group, my girlfriend will marry my ugly ass.
3) if obama says he will do something... nothing will happen
by lustyisgay December 16, 2009
Get the facebook group mug.Usually the same group of people constantly making creeper-like comments on an individual's wall/ pictures. Their objective is almost always obvious. In that they try to seduce/persuade the user to like them, when in fact the would never talk to them in person or vice-versa.
Simple Definition:
Overly obsessed bitches(male or female)
Simple Definition:
Overly obsessed bitches(male or female)
i.e. Facebook hoes
Suzy:"Ohh Xander would you marry me?"
Lucy:"OMG, I love this omgg, You make me drool."
Brittnay:":D I loveee this"
Kendall:"yur amazing. ♥"
Suzy:"Ohh Xander would you marry me?"
Lucy:"OMG, I love this omgg, You make me drool."
Brittnay:":D I loveee this"
Kendall:"yur amazing. ♥"
by BLA-Q February 21, 2011
Get the Facebook hoes mug.A person who insists they were using Facebook back when it was limited to college students, implying he/she was at some time more awesome than others currently using Facebook. This is usually followed by a vague comment reminising about the good ol' days.
Jane: "My great aunt Bertha tagged me in her Facebook pictures from paintball last Saturday."
Jill: "Ugh, EVERYBODY is on Facebook. I remember when Facebook was for college students only. Those were the days."
Jane: "Jill, you're such a Facebook Snob."
Jill: "Ugh, EVERYBODY is on Facebook. I remember when Facebook was for college students only. Those were the days."
Jane: "Jill, you're such a Facebook Snob."
by xmilokittyx May 2, 2011
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