ethan coomber

Ethan coomber is my ex but I still love him I'm better then his new gf cuz I'm prettier

Ily ethan coomber

by Xxx_cutiepie_xxX July 20, 2024

Ethan

A guy who can’t take a joke

Your such a ethan

by Realistpersononherr March 25, 2022

Ethan

Someone who gets up at 5 am to grind on gta 5 while his cool friends Marco and Hayden don’t have to do anything and get 2 mil for free.He also is extremely bad at the game and gets mad over being killed or troller he doesn’t like it when you ask for equal share in heist.Ethan the hilly billy N word caller redneck cousin fucking obese bitch.

1.Brooo u just pulled an Ethan

2.bruhhh stop being an Ethan

by Poopbuttttttt May 25, 2020

Ethan Ryan

Someone who has a big fat meat head, and is proper dopey and has a two incher

Mate. You look like Ethan Ryan

by JustSomeRandomDudeOnline May 19, 2020

Lester & Ethan

No, they dont do their projects the day before it's due, they do them a week after it's due. You'll never see lester without Ethan vice versa . They are a duo like conjoined twins, try to separate them and theyll swing back like magnets, but never forget, if u separate them , they'll never be able to ask someone else about how to do the project that was due last month.

Lester & Ethan didn't do the project

by Lara chan September 15, 2020

Ethan Steinbach

Ethan Steinbach has the biggest slong ever. Also every girl wants him. He usually has a curse called the Steinbach curse were girls feel the need to call him either hot or daddy. But he just wants to wait for marriage. Sucks to be Ethan Steinbach because all the bitches want him. Freshman even make group chats dedicated to this super sexy man.

Ethan Steinbach has a massive Penis.
Ethan Steinbach stole my girl.

by mydudeee3333 December 9, 2023

Ethan

That friend that always manages to cause physical harm unintentionally just by brushing by you

Dude what happened to you?
Friend with bandages on arm: Ethan walked by.

by gurnshk February 24, 2022