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Dutch Oyster

An act of which an individual aims their anus directly into the spread vagina lips of their sexual partner, at which point it queefs back out, filling the room with a pungent aroma reminiscent of a slightly spoiled oyster.
“Bruv, I gave Amelia a Dutch oyster last night. It took like 6 hours until the smell cleared the room.”
by RoySonOfRoy December 18, 2024
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Dutch Butt

Typically someone with a big head and flabby butt. They also smell like someone who spend many nights in sewage water.
I hate when annelise come around making it smell all Dutch butt like
by Elkflick October 22, 2023
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Fancy Dutch Oven

Example: It would have been a regular Dutch oven, but it prom night. So a fancy Dutch oven was the only option.
by Savagemeathog April 13, 2022
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The Dutch Effect

A consistently negative phenomenon that occurs when Dutch—either a person known as Dutch or someone associated with the nickname—watches a sports game that their friends or family are emotionally invested in. Once Dutch tunes in, the favored team almost always loses. In extreme cases, a star player suffers a serious or season-ending injury. The Dutch Effect has become synonymous with jinxing crucial moments in sports.
Dutch’s family is rooting hard for the Indiana Pacers in Game 7 of the 2025 NBA Finals. After staying away the entire series, Dutch decides to watch. The result? The Pacers lose in heartbreaking fashion, and Tyrese Haliburton sustains a major injury that sidelines him for the entire next season. That’s the Dutch Effect in full force.
by The Unreal Monkey Family June 24, 2025
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Voluntary Dutch Oven

When your person farts under the blanket either while your sleeping or awake. Then proceeds to say to you "Do you smell that? It smells like shit!" And of course being partially out of it you sniff it up ffs.
Girlfriend "What Is that smell? It smells like shit" Boyfriend "eeewwww it does smell like shit" was themat a Voluntary Dutch Oven
by Ass Rippa September 23, 2022
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Little Dutch Boy

A flaccid penis preventing an exceptional load of cum from evacuating a bodily orifice post coitus.

Derived from the classic tail, The Little Dutch Boy.
Better find a cum rag, the little Dutch boy is wavering.
by ErnestoCheats January 11, 2024
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Dutch handy

When you fart in hand, make a first with you fart in it, then open your hands under someone's nose
We're weren't laying in bed so I had to give her a Dutch handy
by Amerpwr8 May 20, 2024
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