Crush

A crush is a hyper-exaggerated and unrealistic feeling of likeness and attraction towards someone.

I have a crush on John, but I had better not pursue it, or I might get disappointed when I eventually get to know him.

by Toluene1995 July 21, 2022

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Crushed the Eggs

When you sit down too violently or carelessly, and land on your own gonads. More likely to happen after a hot shower.

"Fancy a coffee, Colin?"
"Ah I'd love one, Tracy. I'll be in the living room."

*A loud screech echoes thirty seconds later.*

"Colin?! Are you alright?!"
"Frickin', flippin', shoot, just sat on the old happy sack is all Wendy! You know, just crushed the eggs a tad."
"Oh you poor thing, no punani slaying tonight then sweetie. I'll go get the frozen peas."

by TheDudesRug May 9, 2016

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Crushing the Pear

When you bang someone so hard that they can't walk afterwards

I popped her cherry then I started crushing the pear.

by MaroonBlanket August 30, 2016

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Crush

Someone who gives you a constant erection and want to ruin.

Wow my crush is getting me going.

by jesus he January 1, 2022

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Crushes With Benefits (CWB)

Crushes with benefits (CWB) a relationship between two people that have romantic feelings but aren't ready to or unable to date but still are flirty with one another.

"We are just crushes with benefits (CWB)"

by J.J1507 January 31, 2024

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