by Beatdown banana man July 11, 2024
Person A: "Did you see that super hot Asian walk by? Damn."
Person B: "I don't care. Right now I have an intense cracker craving, and I can only focus on that Caucasian near the entrance."
Person B: "I don't care. Right now I have an intense cracker craving, and I can only focus on that Caucasian near the entrance."
by The Cookie Eating Monster January 17, 2011
Describes a sub-genre of movies and/or television series wherein the following takes place: the protagonist (main character) conveys bored arrogance as they repeatedly snark their way to solving the unsolvable problem (think House or Harvey Spector), OR their skill level and talent are so advanced, so exceptional, that they have no equal (think Mission Impossible or John Wick).
"I spent the weekend binge-watching Scorpion, followed by The Equalizer!"
"You must really be into that Cracker Jack Porn, huh?"
"You must really be into that Cracker Jack Porn, huh?"
by Trixie Domore May 18, 2024
"You're such a monkey cracker!"
person 1: "what are you? i'm asian!" person 2: "Wow!! i'm a monkey cracker. 😆"
person 1: "what are you? i'm asian!" person 2: "Wow!! i'm a monkey cracker. 😆"
by PRI777 March 20, 2023
Friend 1: hey can you pick up something for me at the store
Friend 2: ok what is it
Friend 1: some unsalted saltine crackers
Friend 2: how much have weed have you shoved up your asshole tonight for you to think that's a good investment
Friend 2: ok what is it
Friend 1: some unsalted saltine crackers
Friend 2: how much have weed have you shoved up your asshole tonight for you to think that's a good investment
by xruser May 20, 2022
The last week of the month according to your budget. Too much money was spent in the first 3 weeks to live a decent life in the 4th. Therefore, you resort to eating crackers and water. Every purchase must be dirt cheap, by the words “Oh well, it’s cracker week!”
by bwsimonse March 18, 2022
by DeltaApple July 11, 2018