Cookie jar prostitute

A woman who does anything sexual for the crumbs on the bottom of a cookie jar.

Man she is a cheap ass cookie jar prostitute.

by April 25, 2017

doing a rookie cookie

basically when you are a fucking loser cunt in bed and you can't please your wife for shit, you fat pisshole.

Melanie told me that her loser husband Bob was doing a rookie cookie, so i did her instead.

by CockBlock29 June 02, 2018

jibbering box a-cookies

dirty skanky two timer cock sucking slut-whore

i was walking into the lockerroom to get my sports gear when i saw my girlfriend giving head to a teacher while taking it in the ass by the principle so i mummbled "You Jibbering Box A-Cookies" and backhanded that bitch in the face.

by Josh ross Miller Shuagy Jmill$ May 07, 2008

Corey Cookie Pie

When one fills up someone's asshole with with chocolate syrup (or hot fudge) and then motor boats their ass cheeks while screaming "Coreyyy Cooookieeee Pieeeee."

There is nothing better than a good corey cookie pie to end the night.

by The Corey Cookie Pie Monster July 05, 2009

fortune cookie rule

When reading a fortune, add the words "in bed" to the end of the sentence. Hilarity ensues.

You will make friends with a new co-worker... in bed.

by Mr. Stabby March 16, 2005

that's the way the cookie crumbles

Slang term, origin unknown from the 1920's in America. Used to underline a failure of an action, or dissapointment in reaching an undesired result, with the additional meaning that the result was not an unexpected one.

A:" Well, I asked Cindy out, and she told me to swallow my head . . "
B:"Hey, that's the way the cookie crumbles!"

by D F Stuckey May 27, 2004

cookie-cutter life

Parents always been together, mom was home with the kids. Dad payed bills. Never had to struggle, never been without.

"I'm sick of you and your cookie-cutter life, the real world isn't like that"

by Struggledhard February 12, 2017