crusty bloody clown frown 

Waking up to find the dried residue of going down on a bitch from the night before, while on her period. Usually uniformed it was her rag time.

Man, I almost puked Sunday morning. When I woke up, the skin around my mouth was dry as fuck! I looked in the bathroom mirror and seen that my wife gave me a crusty bloody clown frown!

crusty bloody clown frown by laydo November 16, 2006

Chewing the clown's cap 

Getting less than you bargained for.

The date with the good-looking blonde was a disaster. She turned out to be crazy and Bob realized he'd been chewing the clown's cap.

Chewing the clown's cap by Chris Secrest July 7, 2008

mississippi mud clown

A ghetto black person. That has no english skills or job.

Look at this "Mississippi mud clown right here" !

mississippi mud clown by cory and trevor September 11, 2018

the clown 

Getting "the clown" constitutes receiving fellatio from a woman while keeping one's member unerect, thus ending the night in a tragic yet hilarious manner. Most likely performed while vacationing in Paris.

"Dude, my friend totally got the clown during March break"
"Aww... that's terrible... and sort of funny"

the clown by lulzguyz March 23, 2008

ass clown 

people who have nothing better to do than waste ones time

1. snape is an ass clown
2. snape is being a serious ass clown today

ass clown by The all knowing God July 9, 2005

Goth Clown 

People adorned in black, white and other ridiculous color combinations meant to convey the visage of "hardcore." They just look like fags though. See juggalo

That Goth Clown looks like a faggot.

Goth Clown by Igor McDiction October 21, 2008

Renegade Clown 

A clown that shows up talking s*&^ in your fantasy football league while having absolutely zero skill to back it up. Recycles the same jokes over and over amusing no one but himself.

Some lame renegade clown just got his ass kicked again this week in our league and he's still talking s^%$ and using the same comebacks from 1998.

Renegade Clown by Dr Sea Lion August 31, 2010