morning cheese

Used to describe the phenomena of "stank dick", when said "stank dick" is accompanied by a post coitus layer of dried smegma and is left to ferment until morning.

I woke up with some serious morning cheese baby. Let's go take a shower.

by Dr. Rog November 12, 2015

meat cheese

A by product of sweat, glandular expulsions, and body dirt found on the male anatomy usually in and or around the area known to many as the taint.

Yo, Your mama has some meat cheese in her moustache... whose taint has she been licking?

by tdawg2015 November 24, 2015

Penis Cheese

The dried up cum around a mans tip of his penis

Xavier has a lot of penis cheese.

by Yung Dagger Alex August 22, 2018

cheese bart

Someone that does something that you don’t like

You ate the last pizza you cheese bart

by Cheese bart February 11, 2019

ebola with cheese

This is the meme created when Ugandan Knuckles fight the Perfect cell. Using the power of cheese on top of ebola, he eliminated Cell.

Ugandan Knuckles: Do you know what I eat everyday?
Cell: Please stop with these god damn jokes.
Ugandan Knuckles: Ebola with cheese

by Ebolian queen August 29, 2018

Cheese Nipper

One who eats CHEESE NiPS, there for one who is not an OG CHEEZ-IT eater.
In other words, someone who cannot be trusted.
*DO NOT BARTER WITH A CHEESE NIPPER, THEY WILL RIP YOU OFF*

Nick tried to barter his CHEESE NiPS, but Mark realized he is a conniving CHEESE NIPPER and declined any offers.

by bug hambo September 19, 2018

Butterfly cheese

It's the best tasting cheese in the world, it's taken from the butterfly while coming it's out of the cocoon. Then it's mixed with a little milk and salt. Then let it sit in a tight packaging for 1-4 weeks. Enjoy :)

My mom made the best butterfly cheese yesterday!

by Definitely Not A Robot September 25, 2018