god’s candy

(Slang, vulgar) the build up of smegma, bodily fluids and sloughed skin cells under the male penile foreskin. Commonly referred to as “dick cheese” due to it’s sickly dairy scent.

“Dan marveled at the motherload of god’s candy on Ben’s stinky shaft.”

by Stalecracker-OG December 12, 2022

Candy corning

After you candy cane on a your girl, you urinate potently yellow dehydrated piss on their face, and then piss mixes with the blood from the nose, and makes an orange and white color on their face

I was candy corning my girl after candy caning was not enough! The blood, the piss and the splooge mix very well

by Thebill169 February 26, 2024

randy candid candy raider

when someone goes around cadging stuff from others

that twert is just a randy candid candy raider

by Candyman Can June 22, 2018

eye candy

aiza, just aiza <3

look at this girl, that's what I call eye candy

by iamnobody130409 August 27, 2024

Cooter candy

Comes in all colors, shapes, and sizes. Cooter candy helps keep broke college kids from paying child support and weekend visits. Take just one tablet away and the baby will go away.

It’s often advised to not take cooter candy with alcohol. You might mix it up with a Xanax.

by I’m a virgin 1234 January 29, 2022

CandyMan Candy

When you tip your waitress/server/bartender/baristas/maid/hooker in candy. Lots of it. From last Halloween/Christmas. And it’s Autumn.

Expired. And mushed at the bottom of the pile.

You’ve had candies like that before. IN SHAMEEEEEE.

#forShameeee #LionKing2 #icriedlikealittlegirl #thecandymanstrikesAGAINNN #takemycandyandrunplznty #bye

Don’t eat that CandyMan candy dude. That shit nastyyyy bro.

他妈的他嘛的她马的它骂 ¥500

I ate a CandyMan candy yesterday and now I’ve been getting the shits since second period. It’s dinner time fml.

Wanna do the CandyMan down at JJ Bean? I heard they have large tip jars..... Especially the one on the Drive.... BYOC

*Event created*

What’s your favourite candy?

Oh man prob Reese’s I’m be the CandyMan of the candy world. 🍭

by DragonflyOnAUni January 10, 2018

Candy cane

Yummy delicious peppermint candy , great for sucking on

Damn this candy cane is a great practice for my girlfriend

by urmomsidechick January 6, 2022