Final Boss

The best at something

Guy 1: Hey bro where did you get that shirt?

Guy 2: The store i just bought it from got burned, sorry man.

Guy 3: Gatekeeper final boss

by WyattYves August 25, 2023

Now Boss

A local shopkeeper dealing with one customer, when he is finished he looks at another customer and says Now Boos.

That’s 45p and 28p, thanks Tony, Now Boss.

by Mrbute September 1, 2023

Mech Bosses (Mechanical Bosses)

The name for the trio of bosses (The Twins, Skeletron Prime, and The Destroyer) in the game terraria. Usually fought in hardmode. (After Wall of Flesh is defeated)

You: "I just entered hardmode, who do I fight?"
Friend: "The Mech Bosses (Mechanical Bosses). I suggest fighting The Twins first."
You: "Thanks."

by cullybug September 4, 2023

Fart Blossom

A fart let in order to improve the surrounding odor.

The elevator smelled like piss so I jettisoned a fart blossom to improve the situation.

by Rjb4cards October 19, 2023

origo boss

An annoying psychopath living in Maskachka. He needs to get mental treatment as soon as possible.

Origo boss is drunk again.
It's time to find origo boss.

by Frostis November 29, 2023

Bagel Boss Manlet

Representing the pint-sized personification of manlet rage and standing shockingly small at 5 foot nothing, Chris "Bagel Boss" Morgan rose to short-lived infamy when he threw a hissy fit extraordinaire at a Long Island Bagel Boss in 2019. After falsely claiming that the friendly female cashier had smirked at his comically dwarfed height, Chris "Sissy Manlet" Morgan was recorded by amused onlookers as he was instantly overwhelmed by manlet rage and went on a childish tirade, furiously ranting about how women (understandably) hate him due to his sensationally stunted stature and egregiously evident Napoleon complex. Subsequently to being asked by a much taller customer to calm down and grow up, the rageaholic turbo-manlet petulantly proclaimed: "Shut your mouth! You're not God, or my father, or my boss!" - only to then transform into a tiny, little hamster when a heroic manmore made short work of the midget monstrosity and tackled him. Helpful height enthusiasts later found his now defunct YouTube channel featuring many similar videos which triggered an escalating series of well-deserved trolling sagas, eventually culminating in the Bagel Boss Manlet being cut down to size (more so than he naturally was) and thereby stopped short of realizing his delusional dream of following in the microscopic footsteps of ill-famed celebrity turbo-manlets such as Tiny Tom Cruise and Kevin "Homunculus" Hart by becoming just another high heels wearing comic relief Hollywood Oompa Loompa manlet.

Materialistic manlet: WHERE THE FUCK ARE MY HIGH HEELS?! Manmore: Cease your manletspeak and don't go Bagel Boss Manlet on me. Here, bounce around on this stress ball and dry your tiny tears with this tampon, you silly, little manlet boy.

by ManletDepreciator September 18, 2024

Helluva Boss

Brandon Rodgers’ self insert demon OC, his furry daughter, Kaos from Skylanders but bisexual and Kaos’ cowgirl wife start an assassination business. There’s also a fruity ass owl with marriage problems, furry bait demon 1, fruity ass clown with trauma, furry bait demon 2, fruity ass chicken demon with relationship issues, furry bait demon 3, and several other unique and interesting characters.

“Have you ever watched Helluva Boss?”
“Helluva Mid.”
“Helluva Painful Show to Watch.”
“Helluva Suck My Balls.”
“I am Helluva sad”

I am going to helluva hurt someone

by firstname bunchanumbuhs December 17, 2023