Dingo bum

When male australian teenagers who have been deprived of female attention due to their bad looks turn to beastiality with a males Dingo

That dingo bum was amazing

by KrunkGeographer November 23, 2010

Fiddle bum

Term used to describe a person who always has his/her fingers in the anus. The person may do it for the simple pleasure of 'getting' that itch or because they are exactly just that - fiddle bums. Some also like to sniff their fingers after getting in *deep*
Can also be used as fiddle butt to describe somebody who does that in public. Fiddle fingers nail- nail or finger that has traces of being in the ass

Jammie: Hey Jack, what the hell do you think your doing?
Jack: Nothing man. Just scratching. Nothing wrong with that *shrugs*
John: walks by and says fiddle bum and walks of laughing!
Jammie to Jack: You always were a fiddle bum/ass/fingers/nail

by twiddlybabe November 5, 2011

bum chum

someone who appears to be a slightly-too-close friend of someone else of the same sex, for unknown reasons. suspicion, jealousy and just plain trouble-making leads to this sycophant to be referred to by the derogatory phrase 'bum chum', suggesting that the relationship might be of a homosexual nature

Look at Andy over there, hanging round Pete like he was his bum chum

by Herkimmer Wiggleswish August 2, 2016

Bum-wagon

To be a lazy piece of shit that sits on their ass all day and tells you that you’re the one being lazy.

Hey Diego stop being such a fucking Bum-Wagon

by Skripta September 3, 2022

squidge bum

A baby or small child or an animal that loves to snuggle.

My baby loves to snuggle whenever I hold him, he's such a little squidge bum!!

by defineher March 30, 2010

Bum Razzle

The small fleks of waste occassionaly seen at the back of a toilet seat after someone has had a number two. Historic dried faeces and toilet paper scraps (often twisted) emanating from the arse crack of another;

You left bum razzle all over the seat. Wipe yourself properly you dirty boy/girl!

by mahindra September 5, 2012

bum snake

A phase of many uses, but usually means something along the lines of a turd.

Tommy, you bum snake!

or

Ooooh there's a bum snake wriggling it's way out! Better make a trip to the bog!

by YOU ARE! March 6, 2007