bum snob

A drunk who only attends the finer bars/clubs in his/hers area. No dives for this drunk!

"I think I know this guy!" Nah , probably just seen him at the "Tacobar (aka a known bar of the one's speaking, a non-dive)....he's the bum snob yo'!"

by Kataaa August 16, 2016

bum chum

someone who appears to be a slightly-too-close friend of someone else of the same sex, for unknown reasons. suspicion, jealousy and just plain trouble-making leads to this sycophant to be referred to by the derogatory phrase 'bum chum', suggesting that the relationship might be of a homosexual nature

Look at Andy over there, hanging round Pete like he was his bum chum

by Herkimmer Wiggleswish August 2, 2016

Bum Razzle

The small fleks of waste occassionaly seen at the back of a toilet seat after someone has had a number two. Historic dried faeces and toilet paper scraps (often twisted) emanating from the arse crack of another;

You left bum razzle all over the seat. Wipe yourself properly you dirty boy/girl!

by mahindra September 5, 2012

bum demon

An evil entity that invades your bum, causing the following symptoms: abdominal bloating and cramps; watery turds; farting and follow through.

That was a really nice curry but now i've got a bum demon.

by Lisa Maree May 27, 2012

scrummy bum

a word developed by Master Nicholas Svehla meaning one who has no work ethic and is unwilling do put forth effort.

Student: I didn't do my homework due today because cops was on.

Teacher: Aww you scrummy bum! Get your work done!

by Jamesithonian June 16, 2011

Fiddle bum

Term used to describe a person who always has his/her fingers in the anus. The person may do it for the simple pleasure of 'getting' that itch or because they are exactly just that - fiddle bums. Some also like to sniff their fingers after getting in *deep*
Can also be used as fiddle butt to describe somebody who does that in public. Fiddle fingers nail- nail or finger that has traces of being in the ass

Jammie: Hey Jack, what the hell do you think your doing?
Jack: Nothing man. Just scratching. Nothing wrong with that *shrugs*
John: walks by and says fiddle bum and walks of laughing!
Jammie to Jack: You always were a fiddle bum/ass/fingers/nail

by twiddlybabe November 5, 2011

Bum-wagon

To be a lazy piece of shit that sits on their ass all day and tells you that you’re the one being lazy.

Hey Diego stop being such a fucking Bum-Wagon

by Skripta September 3, 2022