brandoned

to be up creek without a paddle once again, to have the whole world in the palm of your hand and blow it for the 1000th time, to be a natural born loser, a figure of speech way worse than munsoned. Related to the sir name Brandon

I rather get brandoned out in the middle of nowhere than lose face in front of my brothers in blue.

by The Real Worminator February 8, 2025

Brandon

Big dick having ass

He’s 100% a Brandon

by Gwosxjvicidisowjdhf May 11, 2019

Brandon

A derogatory term for any random, sketchy bloke. Can also be pluralised to refer to a collection of sketchy rando’s.

Hey check out fucken brandon over there in the baking aisle, what do you reckon old mate's makin’ with all that whipped cream?

by Loxastic October 19, 2024

Brandon Shamblin

A rust god who only uses ak and never trolls or grubs. The best builder when it comes to the mini tundra or the shell.

"Brandon Shamblin is SO HOT His dick is fat"

by zayhoops May 5, 2023

Brandon

- A Brandon is someone you should not be friends with. They're probably the worst person in the room. Do not speak with a Brandon. Dont even glance in their direction. Just genuinely stay away from a Brandon.

Person 1: Hey watch out for that guy

Person 2: Why?

Person 1: That's a Brandon

by What! What! What! November 23, 2021

brandon tupper

kate leonard’s boyfriend 👩🏻 ❤️ 💋 👨🏽

“brandon tupper and kate leonard are getting married one day”

by ilybonniewright December 18, 2023

Brandon (German)

A very toxic gamer and very strong lol
Best quote "Damn right you won't"

Brandon (German) is annoying

by Uwtanqnowiwqjbw anssj July 22, 2019