An Andrew is unnecessarily competitive in all aspects of life. Despite this, he is most likely to be found sleeping until 1pm or watching youtube for 13 hours a day instead of doing any sort of productive activity. He is probably vegan.
Person A: I'm not coming to the BBQ, I'm a vegan.
Person B: Ok Andrew.
Person A: I would win if I tried, but I'd watch youtube videos instead. But I would beat you if I wanted to.
Person B: Please shut up and stop being such an Andrew.
Person B: Ok Andrew.
Person A: I would win if I tried, but I'd watch youtube videos instead. But I would beat you if I wanted to.
Person B: Please shut up and stop being such an Andrew.
by ezrawolff August 12, 2020
he's good with kids? what an andrew!!
by melktea February 12, 2022
A guy with a broken penis, coated with cheese, so much so that it leaks out and produces a horrible smell.
by Obamascummyslutty November 28, 2023
This is not a word, but it is a name you can easily define for other people searching for it. Andrew may be the most hyperactive human in the world. He will never want to stop moving just when he stands up. Andrew loses interest very quickly, don't try to give him something new, even if he is excited about it, he'll soon forget it even exists. Andrew is a slacker, and doesn't know what he is made of. He doesn't know what to do ever and spends his free time reading and gaming. Since it is an Andrew writing this definition, you always know it is reliable. Meet an Andrew, now you know! Thank you for reading!
by Andreski May 21, 2020
andrew is a short, beaner, soccer player, edgar, toxico, attached, delulu, slow. he will back stab u behind your back and you wouldn’t know, he will betray u even if your blood. don’t trust this monkey. ears are always out, no home, no job, no money, mom who babies him. basically he careful around an andrew….
by always keepin it real November 21, 2023
He is someone who will infuriate you as soon as they start to talk. He will make you want to pull your hair out because of the words he uses. Andrew's are some of the loneliest people in the world. He has a ton of women wrapped around his finger in Texas and only texas because texas women want him.
by FromamaninlovewithAndrew April 11, 2022
He is someone who will infuriate you as soon as they start to talk. He will make you want to pull your hair out because of the words he uses. Andrew's are some of the loneliest people in the world. He has a ton of women wrapped around his finger in Texas and only Texas because Texas women find him irresistible.
by FromamaninlovewithAndrew April 11, 2022