Military Black Toes

What happens to your toes when you go into the military for 1 minute with Air Jordan 4 Military blacks

I have military black toes.

by Military Black TOES September 6, 2022

lack toes and tolerence

you lack some toes and dont tolerate milk

he is lack toes and tolerence

by YeetoWords April 26, 2022

Casually Tickling Toes

A Kid that Tickles pickles, toes and ass. He breaks his pasta and makes the pasta water into ice cubes and puts it into more pasta water. He puts pineapple on pizza and also puts toenail clippings in the cheese for more of a crunchy texture.
He fatter than the sun even though the sun keeps expanding. He has the most gravitational pull that if we send into space the world with revolve around him. He likes a kid that is 8 years old and likes men in a se*ual way. He wants you and Your toes. RUN RUN NOW!!! RUN

Person1: Is that person Casually Tickling Toes

Person2: I think he is as he is eating their toes.

by obamaratio3342lbzooz42 October 21, 2022

Mas-Toe-Bation

Someone using the digits of their feet to perform acts to make themselves ejaculate

The woman was a double armed amputee and couldnt get laid so she had to rely on Mas-Toe-Bation to bust a fucking nut

by NINE-mothafuckin-TOES December 25, 2021

Cons-toe-pated

What happens when you can't take a SHIT because NINETOES put his foot up your MOTHERFUCKING ASS

The man would not shut his fucking mouth and kept running his neck, after being bitch slapped he was turned around and quickly became cons-toe-pated for being stupid

by NINE-mothafuckin-TOES December 26, 2021

toe nail clippers

A very sharp tool that has a 58.79% chance to cut off part of your toe and possibly giving you foot fungus.

My toe nails are so long but I don’t want use toe nail clippers to cut a part of my toe off.

by Dr. QWERTY February 15, 2022

Big toe resolve

The act of ending ones life by pulling the trigger of a long gun with their big toe

Kurt Cobain ended his career with a big toe resolve

by DongusTheWhale May 25, 2021