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Hair Golden as the sun, make all the boys run…
To her yard looking for that milkshake…
But she only takes what is not fake.
She’s fire.
A riddle of a women, a mystery.
She lives on the wild side, some even think in a land where unicorns abide.
To catch her is rare, but it would mean you found conditional care.
Hair Golden as the sun, make all the boys run…
To her yard looking for that milkshake…
But she only takes what is not fake.
She’s fire.
A riddle of a women, a mystery.
by Snowcat37 February 3, 2022
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