When you bend your non-erect penis into a U shape and stick it inside the significant other using the bend to see how long it will take to get hard and snap.
Person 1: Yo bro what's the matter, you look pretty sad.
Person 2: I broke my penis last night. :(
Person 1: Bruh what- how!?
Person 2: She wanted to do candy cane anal.
Person 2: I broke my penis last night. :(
Person 1: Bruh what- how!?
Person 2: She wanted to do candy cane anal.
by THOT_EXTERMINATOR69 January 31, 2023
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by dirtywords872 February 7, 2023
Get the Cleveland Candy Cane mug.candis dick fit in your mouth is a a serious oral sti spread via having various penis in your mouth at one time (eg cock-pacity)
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Get the candis dick fit in your mouth mug.Since League of Legends extended their ban word list, players had to come up with new insults.
Candy therefore stands for cancer.
Candy therefore stands for cancer.
by ratrakone December 4, 2022
Get the candy mug.by Bak Hyemi December 7, 2022
Get the My candy love mug.(Slang, vulgar) the build up of smegma, bodily fluids and sloughed skin cells under the male penile foreskin. Commonly referred to as “dick cheese” due to it’s sickly dairy scent.
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“Man, my girlfriend made the most delicious candied pecans the other night. Much better than my grandma’s.”
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