half a beer

For the guys that drinks half beers when there pussies hurt.

You drink half a beer so you throw it away so your friends think your cool

by 128585 April 11, 2017

beer j

When you put your lips around your beer bottle and move it up and down to make it look like your giving a bj to your beer bottle

I gave my beer bottle a beer j today

by Dubiks February 10, 2019

beer fight

A fight between two dads when they're extremely intoxicated and both of them fall to the ground before the first guy can even throw the first punch.

HEY JERRY MY DAD CAN TOTALLY BEAT YOUR DAD IN A FIGHT!

YEAH MAYBE BUT MY DAD CAN TOTALLY BEAT YOUR DAD IN A BEER FIGHT YOU FUCKING CUM BAG!!!

by DrFunTimes September 28, 2017

sweetwater beer

Heady IPA's not for the average Miller Lite drinkers.

Pass that 420 over here bro. Sweetwater beer is heady AF.

by The Real Pein August 4, 2017

rove beer

A road beer, fully consumed, then thrown out the window and rolling down the hillside randomly. See also road beer.

Brian: Man, that road beer was delicious. (Proceeds to throw out the window)

Hayley: Your road beer just became a rove beer.

Brian: Yes, I am ready for another.

by hayley s. April 10, 2010

Beer Buddy

Someone who buys all the Alcohol when you hangout. Usually only useful for this purpose, but not exclusively.

Similar to Bud Buddy.

Im broke. Going to hang out with my Beer Buddy. Wanna come with? leave your wallet.

by Misquoted97 December 12, 2017

football beer

Any beer that is advertised during a football game, ie, mass produced American swill.

Get me a nice microbrew, I'm tired of football beer!

by Call_Me_Red April 23, 2011