Weed Tease

One who promises, or insinuates that one will provide or assist in the smoking of marijuana, yet fails to do so.

That red-haired weasel Lanning is such a weed tease. At least I got that Youtube Money!!!

by Strauss gets DP'd April 12, 2011

Weed King

A posh king of the white ethnicity born in the hood, who is a Karen slayer.

Oh! Call Weed King, a lady wants to see the manager!

by Leykaisaan December 13, 2020

stink weed

when the weed smells to dank g its stink weed

“hey bro that’s some stink weed”.

by carter picklebarry May 28, 2021

stale weed

Weed that makes you cough a lot.

*cough* *Cough* I think you gave me stale weed! *Cough*

by Ryan1050 January 1, 2016

Church weed

Weed that doesn’t suck, but doesn’t get you wrecked either. Something you can toke, and then go out in public and not freak out.

A: Are you feeling alright? You’ve been on the same phone screen for like 10 minutes.
B: I’m straight. I’m on that church weed bro.

by Planet12 May 25, 2025

Weedness

When your showing weed

That’s a sign of weedness bro

by JJ THE CRACKHEAD November 17, 2019

Weed Water

THC Nano drops water flavoring

I'm drinking so amazing Weed Water right now. I can smell colors!

by DeezNutz7583 February 4, 2022