All-American Weed Dog

When you roll dab wax into a thin hot dog shape, roll it in keef, then wrap it in ground marijuana. After, you wrap it with a blur wrap and get fucking zonked.

"Hey, do you wanna help me roll an all-american weed dog?"

"Nah, that shit's messy"

by BooAmGhost May 10, 2022

Wet Weed

A cowardly individual who uses their celebrity status to shield them from criticism; usually one who expresses opinions intended to be controversial that are founded in lies or ignorance, that they then will spinelessly avoid being put in the position of having to justify.

Owen Jones is such a wet weed!

by MisterGnu October 29, 2024

Weed

Somethin fuckin Mexicans brought here, everyone uses it

I saw a Mexican carrying Weed, I asked him if I could have some, and he said no

by Jeff The Beast March 23, 2017

a pound of weed

A pound of weed is a 1000 g's where it goes normally for 10 dollars a g. A pound of weed would get you a major discount and depending on the seller could range anywhere from $2,000 to $5,000 although, if you buy it separately 1g at a time will reach $10,000.

I BOUGHT A POUND OF WEED WHERE IT AT PABLO!

by Davdi January 19, 2018

Weed raking

scrolling through all your contacts on your phone looking for some who might have any weed

Dude, we were out of weed so we all had to go weed raking to find someone with bud

by thebigcheifa November 3, 2011

WEED WACKER

a weed wacker is a person that is a hoe. The common garden tool: hoe, is a tool that is commonly used to “wack” weeds.

A weed wacker is a hoe who hits on many guys/girls.

That girl sophie is such a weed wacker! I can’t believe her!

by thatsnotit March 8, 2019

Mesquite Weed

The scraping from the bottom of your box when you are all out of weed.

I'm down to the mesquite weed.

by Slappy Macfrodaddy March 29, 2022