Dasani Water

Dasani is a garbage brand of water and no one—not even Hitler should have to drink Satan’s filtered urine (a.k.a. Dasani)

Little shit: Hey man, I got you Dasani water.
Any rational human being: ARE YOU TRYING TO KILL ME!?

by Luingi April 16, 2021

Dog water

Your so dog water my guy your so lost get better get better zero iq you live in your mums basement no earrings so trash throw your console away my dog is better it’s obvious your just blind get better I swear my mums better your 30 years no life no no life get a life get a job stop playing kids games get married get married go make money literally dog shit

Dog water

by Christian mix March 1, 2021

fresh water

exactly how it sounds

"What is fresh water"
"Well, you're saying it"

by notarealperson111 February 1, 2021

Making Water

Taking a long, long beer piss.

Man, I drank twelve beers driving up to Northern Michigan and finally had to pull over and prompting began "making water".

by karatekidlll June 18, 2009

queef water

queef water is when you are fucking and then the sex ketchup (period blood) squirts out in a fart all over your asshole

We were having sex and then bang I queef waterd

by Bigwhitesexslave August 17, 2017

Plant Water

Any drink that is brewed from water and is made with a plant.

Example:
Coffee (made with coffee beans and water)
Tea (made with tea leaves and water)
Hot Chocolate (made with Cacao Beans and Water)

Trey: I want something to drink.

Sam: Here have some plant water.
*hands Trey some coffee*

by peacewolf101 February 24, 2012

bodies of water

a large ocean of water

Me: look that a bodies of water
Urban Dictionary: a what?

by Kimberly Diaz May 21, 2020