When you’ve gone to the toilet and finished your business, just to realise there is no toilet paper. So you have to walk out the bathroom to gather more rolls with your pants down just below crack level hoping no stinky business gets on your fresh threads and for some reason your tip toeing carefully not to arrouse suspicion of any one in the house.
Friend- I completely forgot to check for toilet paper before going to the lavatory the other day. So I had the pull of the greatest ‘stanky tip toe’ past my room mate while they were having a kip on the couch.
by Mrstealyo_husky March 14, 2018
pidgeontoeitis; one who gets a chubby while looking at a womens foot. sometimes having sexual thoughts of the toe.
do i have a pidgeon toe fetish?
by oohbAY August 21, 2017
by DongusTheWhale May 26, 2021
"Toe-Relieve-Culinarism" (noun): An unconventional culinary ritual involving the tenderization of beef, primarily using the third toe on the left foot and the fourth toe on the right, accompanied by a sense of spiritual catharsis and personal absolution. Following this process, the meat is typically prepared and served alongside a distinctive jam crafted from horse meat and pickled fish eggs, resulting in a unique and complex flavor profile that reflects both the physical and metaphysical aspects of the preparatory act.
Believe it or not, some adventurous foodies actually engage in Toe-Relieve-Culinarism, tenderizing beef with their toes before indulging in the quirky combo of horse meat and pickled fish egg jam.
by Rustic Clam August 15, 2023
Guy 1: Did you see her in those tights?!
Guy 2: Talk about camel toe fat!
Guy 1: I mean... I ain't complaining.
Guy 2: Talk about camel toe fat!
Guy 1: I mean... I ain't complaining.
by crackbabymama08 August 09, 2021