bouncy turtles

Big ol' tiddies that bounce

Ay Dan, don't you love big bouncy turtles?

by 22 insane September 18, 2022

Turtle Smasher

A term used for getting gnar or fucking shit up.

Did you see him shit on the counter? That was so Turtle Smasher!

by Titty Kitty November 29, 2012

Turtle Tossing

An oral sex act performed by a woman when getting her anus eaten. A turd is protruded from the butthole and then retracted back into the colon repeatedly in the mouth of the partner.

What'd you get into last night Jake?

I was eating this chicks ass and she totally turtle tossed me bro. I kinda liked it. I'm pretty sure I'm into turtle tossing now.

by Thegigginator March 26, 2017

Chicken Turtle

A type of turtle that is called a Chicken Turtle

My favorite type of turtle is called the Chicken Turtle

by Jacob S Fox February 17, 2024

turtle face mushroom-head

Someone you feel is the finest piece of ass on this planet. The most gorgeous girl in the world. Not a 10, 20, 100. This is the Dime of Dimes I’m talking about. Whatever you see when you close your eyes and think of perfection. This bitch is it!!

Turtle face mushroom-head

Paul: Hey mayne, you know that Melissa chick?

Greg: ...The one that be with that Giuseppe cat?

Paul: Yeah, yeah.. that broad is a total turtle face mushroom-head. Feeeewwwww-wwwweeeee

Tommy: You see that, turtle face mushroom-head. Phew. Almost made my lung collapse for real.

by The Real RopeJump December 25, 2018

ninja turtle

when someone opens up to their fear or tells a deep story about themselves, but is interrupted by someone who says something unnecessary or asks some nonsense. the phenomenon is called beeing "ninja turtled"

"I told my deepest fears but was interrupted by an ninja turtle"

by Merihaka July 29, 2021

Laundry turtle

Noun. When you fill a laundry basket way over the top, then drape a towel over the pile and tuck it into the sides of the basket so nothing will fall out while carrying. The result resembles a turtle shell, and sometimes it will have little 'legs' of laundry items sticking out of holes in the basket.

I waited too long to do laundry, now im definitely gonna have to make a laundry turtle

by ¡El Fantazzzzma Blancoooooooo! July 23, 2024