lay a dozen eggs

A phrase used when someone feels the urge to take a massive shit.

Frank has quite the look of discomfort.... he must be ready to lay a dozen eggs.

by Petrified Cornlog April 28, 2019

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Jew egg hunt

Something German kids would do on Easter of the early 40's.

They didn't cancel the Jew egg hunts this year.

by Solid Mantis April 30, 2021

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yolking your egg

When you pull a minor prank on your friend or say something stupid to them.

"What did you do last night?"
"Your mom"
"Wait really??"
"I'm just yolking your egg!!"
"Ha ha ha funny!"

by BigBoy3689 August 30, 2023

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Egg Drop soup

The aftermath of ejaculating in a toilet after pissing.

Hey Andre, I got really horny thinking about Jackie's big ass after I took a piss and made a batch of egg drop soup.

by Wildcard Wednesday March 1, 2019

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the end result of over easy, or scrambled eggs gone horribly horribly wrong usually ends up in a yellow and brown mess that tastes delicious no matter how disgusting it looks. usually made after a long night of partying and got too lazy to flip right.

Eric : Bro My fuccin head is killing me i need some food

Jerome : Dude don't worry, Pdawg made some egg mush special

Eric : Damn it might go in the same way it comes out

by Tuckaa March 14, 2010

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