Shit Weed

when a person gets super fucking stoned and they become a Shit Weed and they become a dick or asshole being a shit weed

why’d ashton get beat up?
because he was being a shit weed

by BigDickDumbAss July 10, 2021

alabama weed-whacker

When a male recieves head and the female gets some of his pubic hairs stuck inside her teeth and pulls them out as he cums.

John was getting some bomb head from Bryana until she performed an Alabama weed-whacker on him.

by PapiLey June 13, 2017

Weed

1. Getting high to calm down or just at a party, there is also medical marijuana. 2. An annoying plant

1. People bought weed to go to party and get high.

2. Weed is all over my backyard.

by H is a funny letter February 2, 2021

weed

a plant that can make you really happy also something that mixes well with sex

im so fucking weed out
will you suck my dick im high
lets have some sex

by ghettogal24 January 8, 2015

Weed

Oh god im on crack help.

That shit weed kush so good

Weeduojldfsahdawdmnnsmab dawdmn sad.

Im on crack
Johny: Yes papa
im on crack
Johny: yes papa

by xXGamerXxDimokVindictDeluxSkid October 5, 2019

Complicated Weed Triangle

When smoking weed in a circle, but passing in triangles to bypass the non-stoners. But at least it's not as awkward as a love triangle.

We aren't passing it in a circle, we are paying in a complicated weed triangle

by TreeeeeeZ September 18, 2018

weed store

A place to buy “weed” or marijuana.

I’m going to the weed store to get some crack

by anonymous March 3, 2023